You forget a thousand things every day

make sure this is one of them

I got you!

You forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them.

I hate saying that.

by you are disgusting August 8, 2021

ferret no-no

Things that you shouldn't do, whether or not you own a ferret. Such as,
(1) Not looking where you step.
(2) Not looking before you sit.
(3) Leaving your purse unattended.
(4) Leaving doors open.
(5) Leaving cupboards or drawers open.
(6) Sleeping naked with the door open.
(7) Leaving candy or cookies or soda on the coffee table when you go to the bathroom.

(1) Dan did a ferret no-no and broke his leg in a man hole.
(2) Mike did a ferret no-no and sat on a freshly painted bench. (2) Pat did a ferret no-no and got a man hole surprise when he sat down at the nude beach.
(3) Sally did a ferret no-no and got her purse stolen out of her grocery cart.
(4) Clarence did a ferret no-no and got his TVCR stolen.
(6) Pam Anderson did a ferret no-no and it's all over the internet!
(7) James Bond did a ferret no-no and someone slipped him a mickey.

by Willy Dickinson, therapist August 1, 2006

Ferretism

The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.

Ferretism is a new world religion

by WildChild 06 November 7, 2017

Chutney Ferret

One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.

The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!

by big_jurgen March 25, 2009

fergenesque

A word created by the members of the band \"Fergen\". Something that is fergenesque is usually an object, person, song, etc. that is a little bit different, unique or cool.

That dress is so fergenesque!
She\'s awesome! She\'s fergenesque!

by Royal Tandy April 26, 2005

Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party

Finishing up after sex and suddenly realizing you pulled out without the condom.

Then followed by 'THE DRYCLEANER' (See Def.)

"Man, I must've had really bad drunken sex with that chick last night. I even Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party.
...had to use the ol' 'drycleaner' to fish it out!

by KA551 November 15, 2007

forgetting juice

Alcohol, specifically when used to drown ones sorrows, or forget a certain event, such as getting demoted at work or embarrassing yourself.

dude 1: Man, worst day ever!
dude 2: yeah, lets hit the bar and get us some forgetting juice to make it all go away!

by cheeseflambe November 9, 2010