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Fatherfuck

Used when "motherfuck" does not quite convey the severity of how pissed you are at a situation.
You allowed 40 minutes to get to an appointment 20 minutes away but your route online shows an accident and it's going to take you an hour to get there...

"Fatherfuck!"
by knitterrrr September 19, 2018
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fathern’t

an abbreviation for father not, this term means you have no dad typically used when someone displays fatherless behaviour or when someone’s dad has unfortunately passed away or is getting milk.
natalie: leah is fathern’t

leah: how?

natalie: your dad is a hologram
by simpingforyourmom February 23, 2022
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Eskimo-Father

-noun

1. Someone who has taken the virginity of a girl who you have had sexual intercourse with
Ex. My girlfriend lost her virginity to Edward Cullen (My Eskimo-Father). Edwards brothers all took turns having sex with my girlfriend on separate occasions thus making them my Eskimo-brothers
by Grandvia Pt & CO June 17, 2010
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Crow Father

a pseudonym used by Philza on twitch.tv, a superhero father on the Origins SMP
"Crow Father will save us!"
by synseer April 26, 2021
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Glucose Father

A (usually) older male authoritative figure that spends and disposes of money upon someone; "Sugar Daddy"
That is their glucose father, over there. That's how they got all of that nice stuff in the last week.
by DrRwWwWrRr May 3, 2021
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bald father energy

You live life a little more Lux with a bald father. You never hear the word no, you only hear the word maybe, but maybe always means yes.

Bald fathers are a bit more soft spoken but hilarious, which makes a person with bald father energy automatically funny themselves in a witty way. You have to have a bald father to radiate bald father energy.

Bald fathers are also very neat, which reflects on their children. One with bald father is always looking over their shoulder.
Look at Shauna, she’s so carefree, I wish I was like her.”

“She has a bald father, so it makes sense.”

“Omg YOURE so right, she totally radiates bald father energy.”
by Cityroach November 4, 2021
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You blow your father with that mouth?

A solid comeback for when you're getting roasted but they say a bad word so you respond with this.
Tony: you blow your father with that mouth?
Black guy from the hood: the fuck did you just say to my sister?
Tony's son: so that's a crack ho
by Kfcmaster17 August 1, 2018
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