Pube Farmer

One who harvests pubes when they are in season.

Someone who is all up in your ear, making themselves look stupid.

Aka Farmer of the Pubes
see also Pube Agriculturalist
Man, your roomate is being such a pube farmer.

No, you take out the trash, stupid pube farmer.
by Crunchyness April 16, 2007
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Melon Farmer

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.
Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"
by Prisoner626 July 23, 2008
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ass farmer

One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.
That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.
by Austin February 17, 2004
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China Farmer

A China Farmer is a character within a MMORPG that is used for the sole purpose of gathering in-game currency, items, and other resources. The China Farmer is often employed by a Chinese Company that specalizes in selling in-game currency over the internet. Often times, the China Farmer character is played by multiple people so that the character never has to log off, therefore giving it the ability to always be gathering resources. Be warned that the China Farmer will often remain in an area for days at a time and will employ any tactic, including dirty, tricky and underhanded ones, to remove or discourage other players from gathering resrouces in that area. Also, be advised that the China Farmer speaks little to no English and will often yell at other characters in broken English or various dialects of Chinese. China Farmers are hated by the general gaming community for their ability to destroy the in-game economy and for giving rich players an unfair advantage over other players.
"Me and my friend tried to get some good drops in Tyr's Hand the other night but all these China Farmers kept leading all these mobs to us and we wound up having to leave."
by Uriel Spears August 09, 2005
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AIDS Farmer

A clever yet honest insult towards gay men.

Implying that they are the ones who spread and harvest AIDS thoughout the world.
Yo, Pat you're such an AIDS Farmer
by The Brockville King December 29, 2011
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Farmer Face

When a (white) man has a face that looks like a farmer's, or that one of his previous ancestors could have been a farmer, very plain faced, with smaller eyes, a strong triangle at the eyebrows when wincing, and usually a shaved head, receding hairline, or buzzed head.

If you put a pair of overalls and/or a farmer hat and/or in front of a tractor, they would look the part.

Corey Taylor of Slipknot/Stone Sour, James Hetfield of Metallica, and Farron Cousins of The Ring of Fire are excellent examples of Farmer Face
Girl: Corey Taylor is soo hot! What do you think, babe?
Guy: Uh, he totally has farmer face. Throw him in some overalls posing in front of a tractor and he'd pass.
Girl: God dammit, you're right. You ruined him for me 🙄
Guy: 🤷🏻 ♀️
by 2Rs2Ns June 07, 2019
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Farmer Yi

The ultimate abomination for jungling, a jungler with an iq that starts with a decimal point.

Ways to detect this shithead of a jungler is seeing him clear jungle camps all day, all night.

When team beeds gank, he farms. When objective spawned, he farms, when entire team is dying, he farms. If his house on fire, he farms. If his girlfriend (not that he has any) leaves him, he farms. If he dies, he still farms in elo hell.
Awww shit, we have a farmer yi as our jungler
by BanRangedTopsPLS March 28, 2022
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