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FaceBitch

When someone's Facebook status is always a comment about how he/she hates her life.
Person 1: Look at this status.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.
by The Connoisseur March 9, 2009
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facebeef

Arguments on facebook that no one would engage in, in real life
Austin: Holy shit, jess and nikki have been hating on each other through facebook for weeks now.

Dan: ya i know they got that facebeef
by hahahhahhahahahhaha May 18, 2011
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facebo

(fuh see bo) n., (pl. -bos,-boes)

1 an acquaintance established solely through social networking systems that otherwise would have remained some totally unknown person somewhere on the planet

2 one of the millions you have no f***ing clue about past Farmville

3 an innocuous and superficial relationship or connection in lieu of a real one
Instead of going out, they prefer to stay at home and hang with their facebos.
by Luckyo115 October 23, 2011
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facebokliosis

An unhealthy, retarded, gay obsession with facebook leading to couch potatoeism and fat basterdness. A person with this disease stays up most hours of the day on facebook doing absolutely nothing, but insists on calling it "work" or "business".
Josh: Ace wanna hang out?
Ace: nah man, i got business on facebook.
Josh: dude u have facebokliosis.
by Izamaru October 8, 2009
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Facebag

Facebag is a free-access social networking website that is operated and privately owned by Facebag, Inc. Users are unable to join networks organized by city, workplace, school, and region to connect and interact with other people. People cannot add friends and send them messages, or update their personal profiles to notify friends about themselves. The website's name refers to a well known phenomenon occurring when an internet server achieves totality in the event of a plethora of chavs uploading pictures of themselves, they bros, and they bitches, creating a toxic mess on the internets (citation needed). Due to the immense interest Facebag developed in the Web 2.0 community, a myriad of spin-off sites initialized including the well known social networking websites Facebook and Twitter.

Facebag has met with some controversy over the past few years. It has been blocked intermittently in several countries including Suriname and Estonia, although Estonia later unblocked Facebag in 2009.

The patent on Facebag's infamous "Got 2 Get That Honey-Bunny Booty" application is currently pending in Australia and New Zealand.
"I love Facebag, I love women, I love drinking, I love Facebag"
by Takalua69 June 2, 2009
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Facebizzle

A slang term for Facebook, using the conjugation rule for the suffix izzle to refer to Facebook in a cooler way than the standard "Facebook".
Mike: "Hey, did you see that hottie we met at the pool the other day accepted my Friend request?"

Hunt: "Nah, I ain't been on Facebizzle in a coupla weeks, yo!"
by intrizzle June 14, 2011
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facebomb

to cover someone else's facebook wall with comments; to become the only poster on a facebook wall.
"I posted like, fifteen messages on her wall today! It was a total facebomb!"
by pindik April 27, 2006
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