Facebook Attention Whore

Similar to a normal attention whore, but one who uses Facebook or other social media to satisfy their craving for attention.

Often posts statuses that they are upset, angry, or self-deprecating statuses in a desperate bid for pity comments and attention. However, such comments are usually only received by fellow attention whores.

Facebook attention whore 1's status: "OMG terrible day :( dont text phones off."

Facebook attention whore 2's comment: "Oh no :/ text me now!!!"

Everyone else: Shut up, no one cares.

by Hughes81 June 23, 2011

facebook browsing

Term used when someone is Facebook stalking another but wants to seem less stalker-like.

I was Facebook browsing through her page and found out she was single!

by AlleySON January 7, 2011

Facebook Perfect

An exaggerated perception of one's own daily life to make it seem more perfect than it really is.

"Man, I had the most perfect weekend!" "Was it really perfect or facebook perfect?

by dallas1522 August 14, 2010

facebook philanthropist

someone who feels guilty about their affluent lifestyle and their being too busy to really do anything about the plight of the world, so they join all the groups on Facebook like "if 1 million people join this group, I will FedEx a sandwich to a kid in Africa" or "April 23rd, 3:58pm, international minute of silence in solidarity with all the people who couldnt talk for a minute because of fucked up situations". Dont get me wrong, I am all about working for change in the world and giving help to those who need it the most, but come on people, do you really think your Facebook group is going to make that much of a difference?!

Jack was too lazy to attend the food drive so instead he joined 10 more Facebook groups. What a Facebook Philanthropist.

by Joolin February 11, 2008

facebook raped

When one leaves ones facebook profile on unwittingly and 'friends'or otherwise change ones staus or comment on people page to make you look an idiot/pervert/sick freak etc
or
an excuse to write something and shrug it off as someone else's devious work.

e.g 1
Ryan's Status
Ryan: is gay and loves men up the bum bum yum yum...and smells

two hourslater,
Ryan: OH SH**INGMOTHER*%$*£R someones changed my status...I've been facebook raped!!

e.g 2

mate 1: why the hell did you write 'i love you' on my wall last night?
mate 2: erm... oh bother.. ive been facebook raped..

by MrPiffle March 8, 2009

Facebook Fave

Any band, movie, TV show, or book deemed worthy to appear on somebody's Facebook profile.

That movie was great! Definitely a Facebook Fave.

by Yztud October 2, 2009

Facebook That Shit

or(FBTS)

Phrase - usually uttered after a group, embarassing, or incredible photo is taken, and/or a memorable quote is spoken.

Prpositioning a friend to place something on their facebook profile to share with yourself or your friends.

"Oh man, did you just see Tom face-plant on the sidewalk?"
"Haha. Jimmy you've got to Facebook that shit"

by BlackjackII February 2, 2008