Failure on YouTube
Failure on YouTube by Lil tac February 17, 2018
Get the Failure on YouTube mug.
Failure Shower
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Related Words
Failure Bowl
This is an expression that people use when things don't go right. Can be used as a witty reply to someone or used to admit a mistake you made. Also used to express sympathy when something goes wrong to someone else.
Use instead of "your problem".
Derived from the noun "failure bowl" a bowl of comfort food that should not be consumed if you are on a diet. One would eat a failure bowl if they are upset about a mistake.
Use instead of "your problem".
Derived from the noun "failure bowl" a bowl of comfort food that should not be consumed if you are on a diet. One would eat a failure bowl if they are upset about a mistake.
Example 1
Person 1: By mistake I just formatted my hard drive.
Person 2: That's a big failure bowl. your problem
Example 2
I just had a crime scene in my pants because my tampon leaked. Failure Bowl.
Example 3
Person 1: (trips on stairs)
Person 2: That's a failure bowl
Person 1: By mistake I just formatted my hard drive.
Person 2: That's a big failure bowl. your problem
Example 2
I just had a crime scene in my pants because my tampon leaked. Failure Bowl.
Example 3
Person 1: (trips on stairs)
Person 2: That's a failure bowl
Failure Bowl by KPOW & Smackdown January 28, 2010
Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert
When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.
(Bald midget prostitute walks by)
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert by Sketchead October 24, 2009
failure to launch
A person who goes to college and loves it so much that they find themselves unable to return to the real world, and remain living at or around their college forever.
"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
failure to launch by groñi July 31, 2012
failure face
a failure. The extension to "failure face" is rooted in the school of thought that adding "face" to something makes it stronger or more convincing. See penisface & dickface.
failure face by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004
Failure Cascade
Failure cascade is the inverse of a network effect. Websites like MySpace define their value by the people that use the service just as gaming communities define their quality by their members. As bad events cause users or players to leave or become inactive, the quality drop leads others to do the same in a spiral that rarely stabilizes, until no one is left.
Failure Cascade by Jafit June 12, 2010