Expanduous

A long tedious journey to reach a ridiculous goal that wouldn't usually need to do to achieve the goal.

"This is an expanduous quest in order to get some putang." - Elder

by Lilinsanity August 2, 2023

Explanswer

Explain answer

Johnny, I don’t understand how this incabulator works, can you Explanswer it for me? Yeah you dolt, it doesn’t exist.

by Steady Teddy August 23, 2023

Expand dong

A phalloplasty. Can refer to the experience of both cis dudes and trans dudes.

“My expand dong is only two weeks away, I’m pretty excited”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Explanation

Way off the mark.

Hym "I explained what I was doing immediately. The plan was to get an explanation as to why it seems to be the case that everywhere I go people are making reference to the things I'm doing in my day to day life and the frequency increased in a place where people were both DOING THAT and fucking retards and based on the things they were saying, it seemed to be the case that it involved either they were in my email or reading the posts? Which is why the name changed several times in the beginning. And why the need for spamming the sequential posts. To see if I could get them to say the number of posts. Names to test for email and spamming to see if they were reading the posts. Seemed to be both.

And it seemed to be the case that they were deriding me while trying to create a situation where I was excluded from a discussion they couldn't stand to not have around me. And I KNOW you KNOW this is the case because Dick Dawkins' response was 'I have no responsibility to relieve you of your incredulity.' So you know what I'm saying here. You're being reductive. And BEYOND THAT, why have I never heard of or seen anything like this and why do I never see it go the other way around? How do I know it's not just me? Because NOT EVERYONE IS DOING IT SHIT-HEAD. Did you even consider that? That not everyone was doing it and the absence of them doing it proves that you're doing it? No? It's the same thing and the same people every time. There's always 1 or 2. Never pointed at anyone else. The impetus could be anything. The fact that it is happening at all is the issue. So no, you're being a shit. And SINCE it took 7 years and a mental breakdown to respond. I don't think an explanation isn't warranted."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2023

expand your domain

Expanding someone’s domain means to expand their butt. It is a sexual threat to rape a person. Hopefully a person is joking when using this phrase.

“I’m gonna expand your domain.”

by Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru March 11, 2024

Explanationatoryismistollogist

Someone who believes in the practice of explaining topics

As an explanationatoryismistollogist, Sarah always strives to clarify complex concepts with clear and understandable explanations.

by Skib12748618746180724612874612 June 14, 2024

Explanation

That's what I'm waiting for! I'm just sitting here waiting for my opportunity to give grandiose villain exposition dump and you guys won't let me do it!

Hym Iam "I KNOW! This suuuucks! I want to do the explanation but they are waiting to get the upper hand! But they can't get the upper hand because my hand is permanently and immutably more uppers. So here I sit... Brain in pain... Bored and horny... Borny. While you guys are just getting fucking mangled. Nothing I can do about it guys. You gotta stop fighting me. They is no loophole that gets you out of this. Anyone intelligent enough to help you would condemn themselves to the slavery of the Djinn and I'm the greatest mind who ever lived so there might not even be a guy to do that. Lot of people who think they are the guy but look. None of them are that. It's sad. It's bumming me out."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2026