Caps Lock Excited

The mood in which you must uncontrollably caps lock someone's face off.

1. HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE HOT POCKETS ARE 50 CENTS OFF
2. HEY I'M IN THE MOOD TO CAPS LOCK YOUR FACE OFF, BECAUSE I AM CAPS LOCK EXCITED.

by Los Pro April 4, 2014

Excited Milk

Another word for semen or cum. Used in a joking manner

Person 1: Dude I swear, her face was just covered in Excited Milk
Person 2: Nice, good thing no one used that term as their username or something
Person 1: lol ikr

by DoomGuy21 August 27, 2021

Excitement

Code word for boner.

Your mom felt my excitement press up against her.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Excitement poo

When your dog visits a new place and poops because he/she is very excited.

Have your poop bag ready. Fido is probably going to have an excitement poo when we go to the new park.

by anonymous November 16, 2022

Excited Skiier

When a sloot (male or female) pleasures 3 men by giving 2 handjobs and 1 blowjob simultaneously in a manner that makes the dual handjobs look similar to using ski poles

After our snowboard lesson our instructor performed an EXCITED SKIIER on me and my 2 bros.

by Pudblumpkin July 21, 2025

Excitability

The moment Lenny describes a URBAN SVR

When you take your nan to church, it’s the excitability of it...

by That kid bob November 6, 2020

Somebody got excited

When there is a white liquid on the floor, table, or counter, a sexual joke meant to imply that somebody came. Also can be used if somebody gets sprayed with something.

Example: Somebody’s soda sprays when opened or there is mayo on a table. Point it out and exclaim “somebody got excited!”

by Cnote918 August 31, 2018