even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.

by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT July 1, 2004

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Warm Evening

Literally means, 'Wank and A ready Meal'

"I'm in the mood for a warm evening"

by T--Bone April 2, 2009

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eenie meeni

type of person who makes decisions in the most complicating ways. Knowing what they want and then changing their mind at the last minuet repeatedly for no good reason.

That boy is so eenie meenie; Why are you so eenie meenie?

by jbeiber May 10, 2010

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Eveline

a gorgeous girl. very beautiful. enjoys playing sports, generally an all-around good person.

I wish I was like an Eveline, they're so cool. every loves them.

by Pencilcrayon June 15, 2009

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eveminar

The mullet of meetings. Rock concert meets classroom. Where explosive diarrhea of information is uncontrollably splattered all over your brain stem.

When event can't properly describe how fucking intense a meeting will be and seminar doesn't explain how much fucking knowledge will be injected into your frontal lobe, an eveminar is born.

Don't fucking miss the eveminar that's coming to town because you will fucking hate yourself when you find out how fucking insane it is.

The eveminar we just attended was so fucking powerful, my buddy's head literally flew off of his body while the speaktronaut was up there going crazy. (see speaktronaut)

by F Rad Coolbreeze October 18, 2018

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