Escape-Peas "I was buying groceries the other day... the bag of peas popped... the check out girl called them "escape peas"... I was impressed
by Knucklehorse August 24, 2008
Get the escape peasmug. When a testicle moves up and is pushed up into the area above the penis, behind the pubic area. This back door results in an empty scrotum and a bulge will occur in the pubic region. This can occur when sitting on the toilet with an awkward position or during/after lots of sex.
This has been dubbed "the escape artist" or "the Houdini"
*Caution* if trying to attempt this trick slight discomfort may occur and possible permanent lodging can happen. It is recommended that you do not attempt to force your balls where they do not belong unless they disappear on their own.
This has been dubbed "the escape artist" or "the Houdini"
*Caution* if trying to attempt this trick slight discomfort may occur and possible permanent lodging can happen. It is recommended that you do not attempt to force your balls where they do not belong unless they disappear on their own.
Dude guess what! I was taking a fat crap the other day and one of my balls pulled the escape artist and I started freaking out!!!
by Firehawk3 April 24, 2007
Get the the escape artistmug. When you are doing a girl from behind in front of a window, have a buddy with similar cock size hiding in the other room. After going at it for a while switch out with him, go around to the window and wave at your girl.
Friend 1: Dude, me and my buddy gave my girlfriend the escape artist last night. You should have seen her face!
Friend 2: HAHAHAHA
Friend 2: HAHAHAHA
by subwayeatfresh91 March 15, 2009
Get the The Escape Artistmug. Escape the fate is an AMAZING emocore/metal band.
Current Members:
- Craig(afer) Mabbitt *front man*
-Max(well) Green *bassist/back up screams*
-Robert Ortiz *drummer*
-Bryan "Monte" Money *guitarist/back up vocals*
Former Members
-Ronnie Radke *full time ASSWIPE/ex-frontman*
-Omar Espinosa *guitar...i think*
- Carson Allen * ...the fuck is he?*
Current Members:
- Craig(afer) Mabbitt *front man*
-Max(well) Green *bassist/back up screams*
-Robert Ortiz *drummer*
-Bryan "Monte" Money *guitarist/back up vocals*
Former Members
-Ronnie Radke *full time ASSWIPE/ex-frontman*
-Omar Espinosa *guitar...i think*
- Carson Allen * ...the fuck is he?*
Bob: Dude, escape the fate owns. Craig is amazing.
Bill: Yeah, assholes need to stop giving him so much shit about ronnie cuz he is NOT coming back
Bob: Word dude!
Bill: Yeah, assholes need to stop giving him so much shit about ronnie cuz he is NOT coming back
Bob: Word dude!
by armagoddamnmotherfuckinggeddon January 23, 2010
Get the Escape The Fatemug. The act of grabbing or groping a girls boobs and then running like mad before a girl realizes what happened.
Guy 1: "Man, look at those boobs, they look touch-alicious"
Guy 2: "Do the Rape and Escape, dude, she looks strong"
Guy 2: "Do the Rape and Escape, dude, she looks strong"
by moklein October 4, 2011
Get the Rape and Escapemug. a mystery youtube original series by joey graceffa featuring popular influencers such as nikita dragun glozel and more in a four series spectacular with scary monsters and exiting episodes.
by CookieMonster30 July 31, 2019
Get the escape the nightmug. (n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. Shortened version of the sage proverb "the escape turtle breaks its shell."
Person1: "I should have gone to bed early before this exam, but stayed up all night watching my favorite show on Netflix. I definitely failed."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."
by ProfessorTurtle July 30, 2017
Get the Escape Turtlemug.