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Ernie Headsize

The type of student that knows it all and then some. He’s wicked smart, but always try’s to know more than he needs to. He’s an Ernie headsize. Kinda nerdy but in the Sheldon from Big Bang theory way.
Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .
I seen Ernie Headsize today! He helped me on my homework.

Ernie Headsizzeee!!! What’s goin on!
by Gartoliosis January 2, 2022
mugGet the Ernie Headsizemug.

ernie 5 star

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.

But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.

Derogatory yet playful.
(watches someone poke an eye with the finger brush)
Ha. Ernie 5 star!
by failureislikely January 24, 2018
mugGet the ernie 5 starmug.

Ernie

The occasion in which one expects a fart, but multiple inches of turd escape instead; the ordeal is only considered an “Ernie” when the entire fecal member is entirely sheathed back into the anal cavity by way of the anal muscles.
“Bro, I just Ernied! I’m gonna hit the bathroom soon.”
by bikeguy1712 June 8, 2019
mugGet the Erniemug.

The Ernie

When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.

Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.

I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
by EFSASK March 6, 2020
mugGet the The Erniemug.

Ernie spot

I went to the movies last night and can't believe I snagged an Ernie spot.
by Mel A Tonin January 5, 2025
mugGet the Ernie spotmug.

ernie fear

A little piece of shit who thinks he's funny but everyone hates
by James chargles December 14, 2019
mugGet the ernie fearmug.

Erni

Karederr.
Erni is a really cool guy man!
by Juveslays November 25, 2021
mugGet the Ernimug.

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