The type of student that knows it all and then some. He’s wicked smart, but always try’s to know more than he needs to. He’s an Ernie headsize. Kinda nerdy but in the Sheldon from Big Bang theory way.
Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .
Also used as a greeting when seeing them in public .
by Gartoliosis January 2, 2022

A clumsy dork of the highest order, having just proven as much through a telling action or statement.
But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.
Derogatory yet playful.
But ... only as referred to by a higher level dork, confirmed through the use of this phrase.
Derogatory yet playful.
by failureislikely January 24, 2018

The occasion in which one expects a fart, but multiple inches of turd escape instead; the ordeal is only considered an “Ernie” when the entire fecal member is entirely sheathed back into the anal cavity by way of the anal muscles.
by bikeguy1712 June 8, 2019

When you suck your bosses dick to keep or promote your job in the work place.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
Blow jobs to justify lack of performance.
I was promoted after I gave my boss The Ernie.
I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
I did The Ernie at work so I didn’t have to work this weekend.
by EFSASK March 6, 2020

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