Madden envy is
something known to be an inherited trait that all women have mainly wives, girlfriends, and overprotective moms who hate madden for no dam reason. Madden envy has wide ranging traits but here
go the 7 most common
7. constantly nagging you to quit playing the
game so you can talk.
6. Walks by room and quickly turns around when they hear "EA Sports Its In The
Game" followed by the stare of doom.
5. Similar to number 6 but this time they yell out "OH MY GOD!" In an attempt to voice frustartion
4. Trying to seduce you to have sex with them or focus your attention on them most
men in a madden coma ignore whats going on and what could've happen creating more hostility.
3. The third level of anger is when they actually sit in the room and cheer against you and constantly pist you off causing you to lose the
game to a madden scrub.
2. The second level of anger is when they call their
friends sit in the same room you are playing and try to talk you down with their
friends.
1. And the highest level of anger is when they actually make some shit up for you to do when they had no intention of you doing this.
Game: EA SPORTS IT'
S IN THE
GAME
Woman: I know thats not a mothafuckin game on when you gotta take the trash out?
Male: What trash?
Woman: The trash in the basement and all around the house!
Male: I did that all yesterday remember?
Woman: Don't you got to go to
work?
Male: Hell na its saturday!
Woman:(upset) WELL CLEAN THE DAM GAGRAGE AND ATTIC AND GET OFF THAT DAM GAME!
Males friend: Dam bruh thats major madden envy
