Lazy, small dicked, selfish, gives up all the time, drops girls out of no where, sex addict, doesnt like to fix things, doenst know how to chamge a tire, and has bad taste in woman. When he actually has a sexy gf he drops her for a chiken run looking bitch. Like to get girls pregnet in the first month of being together
by smartasabitch101 July 2, 2016

A person who’s breath stinks and is very annoying but yet, could be funny also an Enrique is a wild hippo but could have regular sex in his closet with his bear an Enrique could be funny but smells like cum
by Aleesa gomma April 5, 2019

enrique is a fat curly headed bitch he sucks at every video game he plays also he is very loyal but no girl would ever find out because no girl would ever like him
enrique
by hehrihavehrkjd November 26, 2019

A person that loves to drink Makers Mark. He is s good friend, very loyal and loves to help out friends. You can always count on Enrique for help. Enrique is that friend can get you a detailed report of anyones life online in 5 minutes. He is also excellent in bed and amazing boy friend. He will also check a fake bitch in a heart beat. Anyone that has Enrique in his life is lucky to have him.
Enrique is such a good friend.
Enrique will get us the receipts.
Bethenny Frankel thinks Enrique is amazing
Did you see how Enrique read that bitch.
Enrique will get us the receipts.
Bethenny Frankel thinks Enrique is amazing
Did you see how Enrique read that bitch.
by Bethenny Frankel November 22, 2021

by vanillastrb3 November 23, 2021

A man who takes his sweet time to do everything.
Like breathing, eating, pooping or marrying his girlfriend.
He is always last minute for everything too.
His name is a synonym for PERPETUAL WAIT.
Like breathing, eating, pooping or marrying his girlfriend.
He is always last minute for everything too.
His name is a synonym for PERPETUAL WAIT.
by JARTAyMEDIA October 4, 2022

Someone who seems to constantly deny the fact there gay or bi-sexual. But loves men and secretly wants to world to know it.
Your being an Enrique right now.
by Koolaidneesha September 24, 2020
