Emerson

She is such a nice person with a great sense of humour . She can get on your last nerve but you still love her . She is a fit lady with hazel eyes her hair is like nothing you've ever seen befor she never brushes it and is gross. But you love her

Emerson : I hate you I love you

by Christmas pudding November 10, 2017

emerson college

A Boston communications college which specializes in performing arts, film, and journalism. "Gay or a smoker by the time you graduate or your money back". Huge "Hipster" scene, full of film, theatre and music snobs/intellectuals. It is usually where all the acting and musical theatre Tisch rejects end up going instead.

"Uh! That crazy musical theatre psycho bitch just put her clove out on my new Brighteyes tee-shirt!"
"Oh don't worry about her. She's just still bitter about being rejected from Tisch and being forced to perform with sub-par Emerson College acting majors."
"What a bitch. Come on, let's go dye our hair."
"Sounds deck."

by AnArtichokeQueen December 28, 2005

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.

All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.

by Winky March 4, 2005

emerson bigguns is here

'covert' statement to reveal the presence of a large chested female, stated in hootie and blowfish tour bus while surveying crowd.

emerson bigguns is here

by michael foolsley November 28, 2009

Immersion Blender

A Sexual Act where a male defecates into someones mouth, and then proceeds to receive oral sex from the person while they old the stool in their mouth. Effectively blending up the stool into a fine pulp.

I got stool all over my member because i did an Immersion Blender on this chick

by feji August 21, 2010

Snowy Emerson

A sexual act that involves semen in an individual's hair.

"I'm sorry baby, I pulled out too quickly, I didn't mean to give you a Snowy Emerson."

by ehizzle December 14, 2008

Cody Emerson

Someone who is commonly mistaken for

Cody Emmerson. (2 'm's) Unlike Emmerson, Cody Emerson has about 1,314,000 seconds of sex more per year. Contrary to popular belief, his crotch is the size of an elephant, and has the pain tolerance of Chuck Norris injected with morphine!

Guy 1: Did u see that guys crotch?

Guy 2: Yea, that thing was freaking huge! He stood in the road and had a speeding truck run into that thing.

Guy 1: He must be Cody Emerson!

by Destructo Man of Spaghetti April 22, 2011