electric clitar

Take six volt battery, two gator clips attached to either side of battery and attach to labia major. using small metal object, make contact with the clitoris and both gator clips, making a strumming motion. the electricity should flow through the small metal object, causing clitoral electrocution.

I wanted to start a band so i picked up my electric clitar and started playing.

by Tits McGhee May 14, 2005

Electric Tranny

a vibrating device that substitutes for an erect penis to provide vaginal stimulation aka a dildo

Hey! Did you just buy an electric tranny? I used mine for hours last night!!

by harrycheeks June 23, 2009

Electric Retard

Electricretard.com is by far (if ot the only) most decsent webcomic on all the internet.
it was created by the mighty Eric, and prides itself on creating all purpose entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

Small child: mummy mummy, can I go on this site its called Electric Retard.

Mother: I see no reason why. Electricretard.com prides itself on creating entertaining and child friendly entertainment.

small child: YAY!

by ZE JUDEN October 20, 2008

electric pony

An uncommon sexual act whereby one person kneels naked on their hands and knees (doggy style). The other person takes their penis and ejaculates all over the kneeling person's back, being careful to leave a sticky trail down the other person's spine. Then, the standing person takes an electric razor and shaves part of their pubic hair. Finally, taking a handful of hair, they sprinkle it along the sploogy trail where it sticks, forming a mane.

This is often used as an initiation practice in college fraternities. The "pony" created would then have to canter around campus in the middle of the night, making horse noises and waking up some of the dorm residents, until quickly spirited away by the pony creator, before the law arrives.

note: definition courtesy Gabe.

An' now Ah'm gonna give you an' electric pony. skeet skeet skeet, bzzzzz; awwwww, lookit that mane!

by A card in the wind April 23, 2006

electricdandelionz

is a big smelly turd,
forces ryan to be in diner,
pings icrus all the time,
always is late to school,

does NOT like bbno$ (huge skill issue)
loves farts and fart noises (absolutely DISGUSTING)
can be ok at times..i guess, 😒

is gay as she loves tiddies,
has a huge problem with me being overly active in diner,
tiktok addict,
loves cats (relatable)

"electricdandelionz is the most weirdest individual i know."
"FR!!"

by gloozeywoozey November 28, 2021

Joy Electric

The coolest, most awesome electronic pop act the music industry has ever seen.

"Have you ever heard of Joy Electric?"
"Are you kidding? I have every album!"

by Benedict Madrigal January 6, 2008

Electric Cowboy

Getting tasered in the genitals.

Did you hear what happened to Pete? The cops were trying to taser his chest but his arms were in the way, so they gave him an Electric Cowboy instead!

by smalloval April 9, 2011