Egyptian Strip Trivia

It’s strip trivia but every question is about Egypt.

Allison: hi it’s nice to meet you, want to play Egyptian Strip Trivia?

Sam: sure! How do you–
Allison: Which pharaoh covered slaves in honey to attract flies away from him?
Sam: what?

Allison: wrong, get naked

by Alleycet December 19, 2020

Egyptian mudbutt

The loose, watery diarrhea that occurs after you eat some bad koshari; can be thought of as North Africa's version of Montezuma's revenge.

Hey, I wont be coming in to work today... I got a bad case of Egyptian mudbutt from some bad fūl I ate last night.

by JrHighShiz June 18, 2021

Awkward Egyptian

Just a smidgeon below the Awkward Woolly Mammoth, the Awkward Egyptian consists of this: hands together above one's head with elbows slightly bent, a consistent head bobbing motion, and the singing of The Bangles classic "Walk Like An Egyptian" as one slowly backs away from the awkward situation.

*John stares deeply into a book.* "Dude, where's Waldo?!*
Waldo: "I'm right here..."
John: *Awkward Egyptian*

by NoPants aka Pvt. Wenchell December 17, 2008

Going Egyptian

To protest as a nation due to oppression of basic human rights by the current government.

The republicans want to redefine rape in order to undermine women's rights? We're going Egyptian on their ass!

by The Pinkcrusader February 21, 2011

ancient Egyptian post-rock breakcore

the best music genre.

man i sure do love some ancient Egyptian post-rock breakcore

by music man 69 April 4, 2022

Wank like an Egyptian.

The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."

Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"

Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."

Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"

by BltS3 February 20, 2011

Egyptian Jailbreak

An attempt to ambush someone which backfires humiliatingly in the face of the scheming person.

Did you see how Hosni tried to hate on Joe in front of those girls last night.

Total Egyptian jailbreak, his fly was open and the girl started laughing.

by EZ343 February 26, 2011