earjob

to have sex with another's ear or use another's ear for sexual stimulation

After the earjob, semen gushed out of the girl's ear and dribbled down the side of her face.

by DeviantFetish January 5, 2009

Earmenaw

Originally from Ali G, it is literally Hear me now slurred together:
Hear Me Now
Ear Me Naw

Pronounced:
eer-men-aaw

Recieved Pronounciation:
Excuse oneself, one would like to be heard

Tony: Earmenaw bredrin;
Steve: Whats on your mind?
Tony: Me been tinkin yall:
Steve: Me wallets nervous dawg!

by Ollie Ford May 11, 2008

Earon

He is athletic and very handsome and has very big dick is incredible in bed so if you get an Earon better hold him down lady's

Omg did you see Earon yesterday he looked so sexy

by Swagger all day long March 15, 2017

eamon

1.a skinny wannabe singer from staten island who can't sing and has explict lyrics abusing the female gender

yo yo yo, i'm eamon and i think i'm black.

by _ January 3, 2005

Creamy Earmuffs

The act of two men ejaculating into their sex partner's ears, and then following up with a violent incursion of repeated ball slaps against the cum drenched ears, to create a warm sensation on the ears.

In need of warmth jeremy and Anthony cummed on eriks ears to prepare to supply him with creamy earmuffs.

by stupid stan & dickhead dan August 7, 2011

Ermonie

Ermonie is an girl with a good looking body , has abs, got some cake, and everbody wants her , but she only want that one boy she can settle with and love until death. She has an amazing personaility and everbody is secretly jealous of her and wants to be like her. She can get anybody she want but she want an loyal , trustworthy , and freaky boy that isn't gonna break her heart. She is funny asf, and will brighten your day.

Look at ermonie go

Ermonie your butt getting fater
Ermonie is your bf putting that work in from behind

by issa_tayylor April 16, 2017

pull an eharmony

when an aquaintance thinks they've found the perfect mate for you by their own complex system of "compatibility matching" and attempts a set-up. usually doesn't work out.

Dude, my landlord is trying to pull an eharmony on me with that girl who wears the ho boots.

by shea r. May 23, 2006