earthworm jim

Earthworm Jim! He's Such A Groovy Guy!
Earthworm Jim! He Rockets Through The Sky!

(see above for the Example)

by TheMuntaMan January 5, 2005

Flat Earthers

Being a Flat Earther is a lifelong developmental disability that affects how people perceive the world and interact with others. Flat Earther people can have difficulties with everyday social communication, social interaction, repetitive behaviours and sensory issues

Flat Earthers = Idiots

by ZJaeger1179 April 15, 2018

Scorched Earth

the act of taking every legal method you have at your disposal to cause maximum disruption to those around you without regard for potential social repercussions.

Mom: I am selling the Mustang.

Me: It used to be my car; so let me buy it back!!

Mom: Too late, I sold it because I had the title and I can do what I want.

Me: Congrats woman, I am going scorched earth. I am going to do whatever I can to make your life a living hell.

by inunotaisho April 5, 2020

Earth

A moderately nice place until humans came along and fucked it with McDonalds and fecal matter

The Earth is good, but it spawned evil

by Idonthaveone June 24, 2012

Flat Earther

A fuckwit that believes the Earht is flat as fuck and gravity and space and a hole bunch of other shit doesn’t exist.

Flat Earther: Hello.

Normal Person: Oh hi fuck wit.

by Cunt from down under June 11, 2018

earth muffin

Environmentally conscience, socially aware, recycles when she can, prefers organic or natural products, and will drive out of the way to support mom and pop before large consumer corporations. She’s a modern hippy but also has a practical side. She’s cute, showers regularly, and encourages others to do the right thing without being judgmental or critical.

Store Checker: Would you prefer paper or plastic?
Earth Muffin: I brought my own reuseable duffle! It's made out of recycled materials, too.

by JennX March 27, 2008

Iced earth

A sweet metal band

iced earth t-shirts are sweat

by jawshh March 6, 2004