Dweef

the male equivalent of the female vaginal fart, known as a queef. Sometimes simply known as a dick fart.

Oh my god girl, I was at Tyrone’s house last night and he couldn’t stop dweefing. All night, he kept pulling the covers over my head every time he had to dweef.

by Eazypostsit December 18, 2020

Dolphin Derfing

The act of dry humping with oscillations occurring rhythmically taking the form of the wigglings of a dolphin out of water.

Dude are you taking that Provo hair school chick out again? Yeah dude, if I play my cards right we’ll be dolphin derfing hard tonight.

by Mondo Johnson April 16, 2019

dwarflordfiv

awesome paladin that rules. yes

did you see that paladin he was so dwarflordfiv.

by baby suicide March 4, 2009

Dwarf Tent

A tent effect created by an erected penis pushing the duvet upwards at one point.

The Dwarf Tent is created when someone lies down on their back under a duvet and their erected penis lifts the duvet creating a tent like effect.

by DrLemonVimto January 4, 2010

Gassy Dwarf

A term you say to your young nephew, in order to avoid offending him for not wanting to look after him and his friend in your own household, because you don't want kids running around in your house, prompting him to question your statement, so you make him feel more important than he actually is, which is really a kid.

Alan : "How about you have your friends come over here?"

Charlie : "Woah, woah, woah. No kids in my house."

Jake : "Im a kid..."

Charlie : "Well I don't think of you as a kid, I think of you as more of a..... "Gassy Dwarf"

by WaifuMatoto August 13, 2018

sex dwarf

a vertically challenged person (usually female) used for sex purposes. often used to lure attractive females into compromising situations.

My sex dwarf is making it with my dumb chauffeur

by Syn Tower March 2, 2005

DWARF

(crude/insulting; used by misogynistic lotharios) acronym for "Divorced Woman Alone and Ready to Fuck"; implies desperation and lack of discrimination

You won't believe how many DWARFs I've bagged at PTA meetings!

by zarathustra53 September 25, 2014