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dual wield 

v. when one masturbates using both hands although not simultaneously on a single penis. Sometimes refers to masturbation in general can simply be shortened to wielding. you can hear this term often used by pussypoos
"What hand to you use?"
"I dual wield!"

"Pussypoos came over and dual wielded me for three hours while I looked at Sports 11"
dual wield by Friendo4Sports11 December 9, 2008
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dual vibrating cock ring

kinky sex toy to maximize the amount of pleasure two people have during sex. LOTS AND LOTS OF ORGASMS....makes people scream SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Rachel has a pink dual vibrating cock ring she uses when she has sex.

dual wielding 

masturbation for a man with two penises
He's dual wielding those pistols again.
dual wielding by varmitmtu November 10, 2008

Dual Wielding 

When a guy talks on the phone while urinating.

The act of talking or texting with a phone in one hand and a urinating penis in the other.
Phone conversation:

Caller: It sounds like you're in the restroom. Want me to call you back?

Guy: Nah, it's cool I'm dual wielding.
Dual Wielding by Dadz May 7, 2012

Dual Dick 

The act of surgely getting ones penis split in two. usually used to fuck anal and the vagina simultaneously.

Used for double penetration in the least slutty way.
Yo Steve, i got that Duel Dick done last night and used it on your bitch.

Im excited for tonight to try out Johnny Duel Dick!!

I had the best sex of my life with Freddy's Dual Dick
Dual Dick by popeye420 August 4, 2011

dual shot 

when a gay man cums inside another mans butt and then in his eye
Josh gave Nick a dual shot last night.
dual shot by AZfriend2004 March 28, 2007