fat truck driving lesbian

1. A man hating, butch kind of she male who wears CIA sunglasses when driving, has shaved hair a nose ring and plays an acoustic guitar to reveal the sensitive side of her personality.

2. A she male who's ass is as big as her truck

1. She's most likely to say: 'get outta the way small dick, i'm a fat truck driving lesbian and i'm gonna sing the times are changin'

2. She's most likely to hear: 'get off the sidewalk. there's a fat truck driving lesbian whose ass crack will swallow us'

by xiao hauzi July 4, 2006

driving black

Driving with the "wrong" skin color, seen by certain cops as a reason to be suspicious.

I got stopped three times from here to Compton, just for driving black!

by GoFigure September 22, 2005

driving force

Inner feeling that makes you do things you would not think of doing or achieving.

For most people, Inspiration is the driving force that makes them be the best they can be.

For most people, Inspiration is the driving force that makes them be the best they can be.

by ELCOT1N August 26, 2013

Crunk Driving

When your driving sober, but you pretend to drive like your drunk/under the influence of drugs.

Eli: "Dude your swerving the car on this straight road!"
Orion: "Don't worry he is just Crunk Driving."

by Oshla December 9, 2010

Driving Sock

When a male takes the sock from a golf club, the driver, and put it down your pants while you drive your car so it appears that you have an enlarged penis.

Random Girl: Wow! That Guy has a HUGE dick!
Random Guy: Nope, just a big driver.

OR

Driver: I feel like more of a man with my driving sock because I look like more of a man.

by TREA STUMP February 19, 2011

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

driving miss daisy

Driving in a car with two people, but instead of the passenger riding shotgun, they are sitting in the back seat. Refers to the film "Driving Miss Daisy". May or may not involve the person in the back seat getting high.

Why was your friend sitting in the back seat? Oh, he wanted to go driving miss daisy style.

by smashmole June 30, 2009