deadbeat

My son.

Every definition of deadbeat on Urban Dictinary perfectly describes my son.

by Not Respected May 12, 2016

Deadberry

What your blackberry device becomes when the battery dies.

I tried to text my girlfriend, but I couldn't use my deadberry because the charger was at home.

by iamben236 July 2, 2009

droidbeard

A neckbeard (see neckbeard) who loves Android OS and sings its praise from morning til night. Can't comprehend Android shortcomings and generally has a vicious dislike for IOS.

How can you possibly work with so many droidbeards in here? It stinks of Camembert cheese and lotion!

by yaromir April 9, 2019

Deadbeat

When a man lays his head at night knowing, someonelse takes care of his child.

E.g. Venroy is a deadbeat father

by Kay_handle November 24, 2019

deadbeat

A slur given to a father or mother by a narcissistic abuser and their flying monkeys to deflect from the fact that they are using the family court system (a $50B US industry) to bleed the targeted parent dry (attorney fees, child support) and justify not allowing the targeted parent or their family to see the child(ren) that the targeted parent is currently paying child support for.

Chris is a prick, because he won't allow his daughter to see her mother; however, he calls her a deadbeat to anyone who will listen, because how else can he explain how he got remarried, but his child is not allowed to have any contact with her own mother?

by mochacaremel August 4, 2020

DreadHead Appreciation Day

A day where everyone comes together and appreciate the pretense of the dreadheads around them. This special day takes place every last day of the month.

“Oh my god, it’s DreadHead Appreciation Day”

by Xsoenvy May 22, 2023

Deadbeat dad

Someone who gets made at their babymama and wants nothing to do with the kid. A punk ass bitch who needs to step up... then will get mad when their child calls another man "daddy".

He's so mad at his babymama he said "fuck it" and became a deadbeat dad.

by A'Mon March 25, 2017