A mouth watering irresistible guy candy that's like a jalapeño filled with chocolate they will burn you sometimes to the point you cant take it before they please ya.They're edgy looking on the outside in their boots and leathers and stoic expressions and they come off like perfect assholes and on the inside they have smiling souls and they're warm sweet and satisfy every craving in your body. They drive you crazy with their skilled tongues in all the right places and magic fingers till youre soul is screaming then they pound the hell out of you and leave you slobbering with a cat eating shit grin and burning for more of them.

Karen:" Look at Tammy she's slobbering and that grin she's got .....she must be drinking again "
Debbie " No she's not drinking again she just had a Doug "

Doug by yep....I said it!!😁 July 24, 2026

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Doug And Skeeter

some cartoon named doug funny talking about the beats. Nickeloadeon is all bad

Did you Dig? pshh, I Doug and Skeeter made Patty Mayonnaise.

Doug And Skeeter by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018

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doug hogan

An insane computer science professor at penn state who will kill your grade.

"I had Doug Hogan this semester"
"I had Doug too, and I passed with a C-!"
"I got a 43 %... after the curve!"

doug hogan by psu_student February 4, 2014

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