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Uber Douchebagery

The bastard child of the coupling of (The Super Douche) - "Jeresy shorians" and the (Double Douche) - any one that lives in Newport Beach, is over 60 and idolizes the musical stylings of Jimmy Hopper.
Uber Douchebagery: My God Watson! What is going on in that bar? I believe is called a black hole, Holmes, I am only kidding I know it's called Uber Douchbagery.
by Brock the situation April 11, 2010
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Douchebagen

-"German for 'Douche bag"
It is the most intense version of 'douche bag' thus can only be used by its creators and those familiar with them.(ie: If Jimmmy is in the back seat of a car can't hear conversation in the front seat so Bia turns the radio up)
"hey, what'd you guys say?" ::radio goes up::
"you're a douchebagen" (:
-"hey, can you guys hear me?...fuck you guys!"
haha, Melissa, and Bridget,
you know I love you guys
by Jimmmy & Bia April 1, 2008
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douchecast

When an actor/actress is cast for the same type of role over and over and is almost always the douchiest character.
I'm so tired of seeing Matthew McConaughey play the same character in every romantic comedy, that guy has been douchecast!
by bronzeon78 July 15, 2009
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Douchebike

A motorcycle that a douchebag would own. Likely a crotch rocket.
You can tell by the douchebikes outside that this is a hipster bar.
by tclcttbs June 22, 2014
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doucheface mcassbag

When some one acts like a douche and makes an ass out of them selves.
When some one thinks they're hot shit. They're being a doucheface mcassbag
by brisleazy March 10, 2016
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douchebagery

The quality or practice of being a douchebag.
"Wow that guy was like, full of douchebagery!"
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douchecanoe

Vagina, because the inner lips of a spread vulva form a shape resembling a canoe, and... the rest is obvious. Also used as a generic, fun-sounding term of insult in any context where one might use the word "cunt", "pussy", "twat", etc.
John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.
by Wango Zango July 3, 2011
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