Doof

Food after 11 o'clock at night, typically when one is fucked up and just wants to chill and talk about the night with his bros

After leaving the party at 12:30 Jake and his bros were hungry and felt like hitting up Mcdonalds for some doof

by Paul pasto polito January 4, 2014

doofmonger

A person who is a loser, idiot etc. Also a quality of a person that is most un-appealing to most sane human being.

Bush is such a doofmonger

by Pillsuburyetta Jolieolier December 7, 2003

doofelaffer

Something, the name of which you have temporarily forgotton.

Can you pass me the screwdriver please? It's over there on the bench next to the doofelaffer

by Davy J November 22, 2006

doof stain

one who is a retard as is doofy from scary movie

when justin timberlake felt jannet jacksons boobs..what a doof stain

by deeeeeedcell March 13, 2009

Dodofag

A phrase that can be used as a substitute for a retard. Such as how the Dodo bird didn't fly, which made it the retard bird of the wild. It's a phrase you can share with the whole family! Try it its fun!

Guy1: Man these cookies really stink...why am i even eating them?
Guy2: They don't smell that bad to me.
Guy1: Your a Dodofag you know that?
Guy2: How dare you call me retarded!

by MadMrJeff January 26, 2013

Doof

When you accidentally say doof because your mind cannot decide between dude or oof.

Girl 1: "My vagina randomly hurts sometimes."
Girl 2: "Doof."

by $Kayla$ November 5, 2019

Doofie

The act of being a dufus. Often associated with being dorky or acting like you are five, but in a good way.

Me: "Emily, stop being so doofie!! People will think your five!"

Emily: "Not even!"

Doofster Doofappotimus

by Fellow Doofie May 20, 2010