magnum dong

A comically large shlong, capable of filling an over sized condom with disturbing ease.

As a pickup line:

<drops magnum condom in front of hot, yet sufficiently easy woman>

"Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

As demonstrated by Frank Danny DeVito in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

by Rationalize October 10, 2011

muff dong

noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair

Check out that girls muff dong

by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010

Dong sniffer

A rude or douche like person, generally a gay male. ( a gay jerk).

That cashier could have been more courtious, the dong sniffer probably spit in our food!

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Dong Sicheng

Dong Sicheng, the purest, most soft SM Idol ever, who always seems to never receive enough recognition.

Dong Sicheng is the nation's baby boy!

by sichengspinkhair February 4, 2019

dong ha

The sound that certain people make while laughing during a small group discussion.

Yo, that joke made me dong ha.
Tony and Charles heard this Enson kid dong ha in the playground.

My man, on my momma, Enson went dong ha no cap.
Hit'em with a dong ha bois.

by YaBoiGaribaldi August 10, 2019

Dong Jigglin

When at the urinal and you jiggle the excess urine off thy dong

If you are dong jigglin more than twice at the urinal, it means you’re playing whack a dong, which isn’t cool.

by Tee Cee Deez February 11, 2019

Dong Dream

A subconscious state one slips in and out of periodically throughout the day, picturing the satisfaction and bliss a perfect dong brings them.

I was talking to Phyllis at work today about her lack of concentration, and she said since she started dating Micah, she can’t quit thinking about his package. She told me she’s regularly in a dong dream.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019