doinkin

fucking, humping, having sex, sleeping togetherd

they doinked

by bleeng-bleeng October 10, 2003

Drinkability

A poorly made beer that is mass produced and is watered down. This cross between an adjective and an adverb is used as a marketing scheme to get people who are not looking for flavor in beer, but simply want to guzzle down this pathetic excuse of "beer" so they can get drunk off of a pilsner that only has 3 percent alcohol by volume. Thus, a "beer" with this kind of label is without flavor and character and should not be consumed by humans who have dignity.

The best part about Bud Light is that it has "superior drinkability" so you don't have to taste the urine for very long as you chug it.

by Razzmatazzz March 7, 2010

Double Doink

When you miss a field goal by hitting the upright and then the crossbar.

Coined by NBC commentator Chris Collingsworth during 2019 wildcard playoff between Eagles and Bears.

C. Parkey (CHI) is the captain of double doink’s.

by CocoRip42 January 6, 2019

Doinker

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.

I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!

by Da Punkin October 8, 2016

donka

a misspelling of danke, which means "thank you" in german.

"can i have a piece of paper?"
"sure!"
"donka"

by viddynovic January 7, 2009

donka doo ball

what you say when you are completely crunkified and have resorted to flirting with midwestern police officers to avoid the drunk tank...

she was stone cold crunkified...so she let loose a "donka doo ball!" as a shot over the bough...it didn't work...geoff van beene took her away anyway.

by the sheriff of nol February 22, 2011

B-donka-don't

Similar to B-donka-donk, but this time, you really don't want to hit that shit.

That girl doesn't have a B-donka-donk, she's got a B-donka-don't!

by ADDDDDDD November 10, 2008