French Doorknob

An acrobatic sexual act, achieved by a gentleman inserting his testicles and scrotum into a lady's vagina and having her simultaneously perform oral sex on him.

"...but Sarah, she was dirty as hell. Gave me a French Doorknob on our first night together. Anyway, will the jury please deliver its verdict?"

by TherapeuticKyle March 16, 2009

Dork

Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. Dork also means whale penis.

You are such a dork.

Have you ever seen a dork?

by urnotjoshdun February 15, 2015

derka derka derka

Terrorist language. Do not yell out loud in America.

Derka derka derka, Mohammed Jihad.

by zacon January 30, 2005

Dorkalolagus

A noun derived from the insult word "dork." 1. An often clumsy, out of style person who tends to play video games and other "dork-like" activities. 2. One that is aloof from the rest of society. See Dork and Geekalolagus.

1. He's such a dorkalolagus.
2. I'm not a dorkalolagus, you are!

by Wendy and Aimee October 4, 2003

dork-a-tron

Acting dorky on purpose. Purposely embarrising oneself when with your friends. Results in stares and looks of disdain from strangers.

Makenzie: Billy is so good-looking.
Katy: He is such a dork-a-tron. Did you see his Christmas card? He was hugging Mickey Mouse.

by Katy&Makenzie January 8, 2007

Dork

A dork is someone who does something silly or funny that makes you smile or laugh

Brooke is such a friggin badass dork

by FauIty April 22, 2019

doorknob

Someone who has frequent sex, with anyone who will stoop low enough to fuck them, regardless of physical appearance and/or hygiene.

"So I heard you're dating that new waitress..."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."

by Dharma Midget July 2, 2016