A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.
by Bhen1 July 06, 2016
When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.
"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."
by Catty McGee July 16, 2017
when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.
while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.
by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014
John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.
by tacoman2669 April 16, 2022
Activities given to children which free up adults long enough to interact on a pleasant, social level, free from parenting.
by joshismycaptain August 21, 2018
An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017