Diet Nigger

A nigger low on melanin calories

Jordan is a diet nigger

by igwe aka August 26, 2019

Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

by J Malik January 30, 2006

Love Diet

Your so in love / obessesed you loose your appetite for food and only eat because you have to.

Hey girl, EAT UP!!
No, i can't i think i have a case of the love diet *pupils turn into hearts*

by sicgirl August 28, 2007

Kaleo Diet

A combination of the Ketogenic, or Keto, diet and the Paleo diet. Many people have adopted the Paleo diet (eating like our hunter-gather ancestors) which means no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc. Now more and more people have switched to the Keto diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs since we normally burn carbs for fuel, but if there is very little in the diet, the body will burn the fat for fuel through a process called ketosis). You can continue to eat the like a cave man but adapt it to a percentage of fats, protein and carbs that turn your body into a fat burning machine and you have the Kaleo diet.

The Kaleo diet is a combination of both the Paleo diet (no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc) and ketogenic diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs).

by Dr Kat May 23, 2017

Cancer diet

A new diet where you get stage 4 cancer, and lose all the weight in 2-3 months, depending on the prognosis.

I just went on the cancer diet; can’t wait to show off my rockin casket Bod.

by arnie123 January 29, 2019

finger diet

your fingers need to go on a diet, as you keep hitting the wrong letters while texting on your blackberry/iphone/mobile

i keep typing the wrong letters on my phone when texting - my fingers are too fat for the buttons, they need to go on a finger diet

by R4YCH February 5, 2010

daytona diet

A diet that only consists of Publix subs and cocaine.

Girl: How do you stay so fit?
Guy: I work out about 10 minutes a day but my real secret to having this great bod is from a strict diet called the Daytona diet.
Girl: What’s a Daytona diet?
Guy: Publix subs and cocaine.
Girl: Wow that’s hot.

by Major Jackson Butts August 20, 2018