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vampire diaries

A show watched by sissy femboys that love vampires and "Romantic Comedy's "
vampire diaries-Omg Sisters did you see the scary Spooky vampire
Yikes that was spooky 19 million players
by OldManDan69 May 27, 2021
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Diary chronicle

Diary chronicle – or diary chron – is a literary genre of stories and books that emerged as fictional diary-like posts on Facebook around 2013 and 2014 in South Africa.

The books tell chronicled tales of usually a young adult’s bizarre life. They are fast paced, written in a diary-like sense, narrate intense sex scenes, and contain shocking twists and turns. It is commonly the main characters chronicling their misdoings and relationships in the era of social media, blessers, blessees, slay queens/kings, players, and the drinking of expensive champagne and whiskey.

Diary chronicle stories usually start out as Facebook or blog posts and quickly amass a following in thousands. Lesego Maake’s Facebook page Diary of a Side Chick Makhwapheni has over 75 thousand fans. Mike Maphoto’s Facebook page Diary of a Zulu Girl has over 130 thousand followers.

The diary chronicle genre name was coined by publishing entrepreneurs Setlhodi Paul and Tiisetso Maloma.
by mcdsh May 4, 2019
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Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .
Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020
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the basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021
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Diary Room

The Diary Room is where criminals in Bullshit Junction go. There is blood on the walls, and a woman seeking help in there. You will frequently find Kevin Ryan in there for being a downbad creature.
Jay "Did you hear that Kevin got sent to the Diary Room again?"
Ken "Yeah, what for?"
Jay "Being a downbad creature, as always."
by Rikki Stixx August 1, 2023
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Personal Diary

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while
Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE
by Logano Piano December 17, 2023
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Still writin' in my diary

Keeping a low profile...staying to yourself.
Q: How ya maintainin'?
A: Still writin' in my diary!!
by Greezy's_Princess August 6, 2018
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