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boneman dessert

The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
by JJSkidz May 7, 2018
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dessert shadows

Bad or evil spirits that you see in the night. Bad spirits in the darkness. Evil spirits. Supernatural spirits haunting you wherever you go.
Gotta watch out for the dessert shadows. I need to take shelter from the dessert shadows.
by Bentonparkwest April 23, 2023
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Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.
Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.
by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014
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boneman dessert

The act of giving an unsuspecting diner a whip cream beard by lifting their pudding or jello, covered with whip cream, into their chin and dropping the dish in their lap while running away.
After Brad and Mike gave him the Boneman Dessert, Dennis sat there pissed and shaking his head to and fro with the beard of whip cream just hanging there.
by JJSkidz May 7, 2018
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dessert guilt

The feeling of intense regret immediately following consumption of sumptious sweets.
Sarah and I have dessert guilt after eating macaroons at Laduree.
by Tacos4liiife June 28, 2017
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Dessert Time Bomb

When you cream-pie a woman anally, and you are waiting for her squat over your chest and take a shit.
Cameron came in her asshole, and patiently waited for his dessert time bomb.
by Westridge Boyz October 19, 2025
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fry dessert

The french fries that fell out of the fry container and into the bottom of the to go bag. After you pull out all the food, there are always some fries still in the bag. These are to be consumed after your meal, as a dessert, or fry dessert.
If you're done eating, pass me the bag so I can have the fry dessert.
by Pie Dizzle May 28, 2010
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