Envelope

A overly skinny, pale, white female. Most likely a scenester, but exceptions do apply (see Ellen Page).

Me: "Man, i got a cellular text message from Rebecca"
Friend: "Oh, is that so? Do you plan on having sexual intercourse with her?"
Me: "No sir, that bitch is a total envelope"

by blandz17 September 2, 2009

Developer Flex

Writing complex programming code to show that you are a "good" developer.

Dev 1: This is the most complex code I have ever seen. Why do we need all these methods?
Dev 2: I guess he was just trying to developer flex

by The Red Head Developer December 21, 2020

Developer

A developer.

Person 1: “Is that a Developer?”
Person 2: “I think so”

by LegitValues June 22, 2021

developer.mozilla.org

Best JavaScript API reference guide for developers.

developer.mozilla.org is the best. Yes, it used to be a lot better when anyone could post whatever they wanted and didn't have to go through a painful github process to make minor edits, but developer.mozilla.org is still pretty good.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Facebook Developed

When you upload your photos to Facebook after hours (or days) of sitting on your camera/phone.

Man, I just can't wait to get these Facebook developed!

by FelFal June 9, 2011

google developer

A person that uses google to solve all their software development problems

You know nothing, you fucking google developer

by kendoui June 7, 2017

seagull developer

A programmer who swoops into a new team, shits tech debt everywhere and leaves without cleaning it up.
(pejorative)

Don't hire that person again they are a goddamn seagull developer! Did you see the state of the mess they left behind?

by Loadx June 17, 2020