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Special Delivery Spooger

A demented postman like stop motion animated character in 'Fanta Claus is Comin' a spoof of 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' by Most Offensive Videos, banned on several sites and voted most infamous video of 2010. The postman is supposedly Al Jolsen. In the spoof he ejaculates on cue (but everyone does) and rifles through the mail before doing the 'Night Fandago' with Fanta's own 'Mammy'.

May be an unknown actor named Denis Lilly as he references the name in one of the songs he sings, 'Root Chicken, Denis Lilly and Comedy Central too have used my ideas of TV shows all produced by Jews!"

Says hilarious lines like 'You got any of that vaudevillian penicillin for my lip? Well aren't you the turkey's elbow! You've saved my life'

And 'It takes a lot of gal to pick your own mammy's evergreens, but another thing entirely for you to do the night fandagno with the bosse's manmy yourself.'

or "Kid, you really shouldn't be watchin' this!"

"I wish she was a woman...of color." (Puts black face all over the doll's face).

Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
Special Delivery Spooger. Pronoun, character name. A spoof of the Postman from 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town'.

Dave: Did you see that postman guy firing his red rocket on that video last night?
Carl: You mean Soecial Delivery Spooger.

Dave: Seems like heaven, kid.

Carl: I wish she was a woman of color.

Ha!
by ittybittytatasd June 18, 2011
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deliveryn’t

deliveryn’t:

person: is this loss?
me: yeah, dumbass.
by theblackhood June 15, 2018
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delivery man

a person who shows up with chicks (aka box).
zane shows up with a bunch of chicks for fred which makes him the delivery man.
by fredtar September 6, 2010
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backdoor delivery

Last night, I gave that ho an unexpected backdoor delivery
by Orange Guber July 27, 2003
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dining delovely

The act of a carny turned congressman eating pussy.
Robby's mouth was stick and Hibernia was all smiles after dining delovely.
by bob jones March 19, 2005
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Delivery Boy

Similar to the sex stunt, "The Danza", The Delivery Boy is performed when a guy is having sex with a girl from behind.
Other variations can be done when the guy is receiving head.

As the dude is about to cum he announces "DING DONG", imitating the sound that a doorbell makes.

When the chick looks up to see why he made the noise, he slaps her across the face with a slice of pizza. (Yes, a real slice of pizza)

After the 'pizza slap' occurs, many have chosen to add a quote after the 'delivery' has been made:

"Here's the extra sauce!" (...and proceed to ejaculate)

Feel free to come up with your own great final quotes for everyone to see.
"Dude, she wakes me and starts sucking my dick. We had that pizza on the table from last night...I couldn't help but do the "Delivery Boy" on her!"
by Study a Broad January 8, 2009
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special delivery

when your having sex with a pregant girl and her baby comes out!
yo so im having sex with a girl and she had a special delivery
by bvgfrevsdjbgfvhrej March 14, 2003
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