Deez nutz

A term used to make jokes about the male testicles.

Marmot: Hey bro, what do you garnish a martini with?

Beeber: With an olive.
Marmot: Olive (All of) deez nutz?

by Likewater August 15, 2021

Deez Nutz

deez nutz.

random person:Candice.
other guy: Yo who’s candice?
random person: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

by ilikecheesebread June 1, 2021

Deez Nutz

Deez Nutz is a common joke circled around tiktok in 2021, here is an example.

Hot guy: Hey, do you know how Candice is?
Cool girl: No who is that
Hot guy: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUF???!!! 🤣🤣🤣⁉️

by sexypigeonseattoast June 3, 2021

deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

deez nutz

A Skill without cooldown,that can be used Either for a joke,or to Offend someone
Similar to Candice

J: "Man,these Nuts are crazy Cheap!"
A:"Deez?"
J:"Deez what?"
A:"DEEZ NUTZ BAHAHAHAH"

by pinaple on pizza sucs April 28, 2024