Declan Disease

A disease that causes everything awful to happen to you at one time. Often times, falling down stairs will occur.

Side effects include: migraines, vertigo, blindness, a killer british accent, being home schooled, and everyone in the hospital knows you on a first name basis. Also, you have a room reserved in a hospital at all times.

Guy 1:Dude poor guy! He hasn't been in school for months!
Guy 2: Yeah, he has Declan disease...

by weej and keej June 8, 2011

Declan

A Declan shakes violently in Ms.Mcalpine’s class

Teacher:Declan go up to present
Declan: noooooo

by Logan boii June 7, 2019

Decent

Something that isn't fantastic, but isn't all that bad either.

My balls kind of stunk after my morning run. At first I was disgusted by the smell, but compared to the time I pooped my pants in the car, they smell pretty decent.

by Richard Balzmel April 13, 2012

Declan feely

Another word for a strange breed of goat

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Another word for a penis

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one of the most frowned upon swear words

Person1-Omg look at that declan feely over there
Person2-What a starnge goat the declan feelys are
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Person1- Can i suck your declan feely
Person2- I am not gay

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Person1-your such a declan feely
Person2-OMG i'm telling

by Thesheepman12 March 29, 2010

decent grits

An exclusively Southern phrase that describes good common sense. Almost always used in the the negative form to describe an action that is silly, or lacking common sense. As in "any decent grits" or more often "no decent grits".

Me: I sent another text to the wrong person, AGAIN! I hate this phone!

K: Girl! Don't blame your phone, you ain't got no decent grits sometimes.

by imswtmelissa December 6, 2011

declin

A British dude, that Maddie is really into. Like really creepy, she is so weird. Declin if you read this, run and hide. She has her ways. PS, Erin told her bout you. Blame her. No seriously though, she's insane, fucking hide. She's starin at a photo of you know, she's the one who liked all your photos. She's threatening to throw me in front of a car. Help me, I don't feel safe. Nvm you dealt with it. You told her you have a bird and to stop commenting. PS, you are a dick.

"Declin, run. You have an American coming after you."

by Primm October 1, 2018

Declan

Declan is a sexy beast who has a great personality and will usually end up with a big dick. Usually Declan will have red/strawberry blond hair because he is part Irish. Gets all the fit chicks in school

Girl:Look how sexy he is
Other Girl:He’s probably called Declan

by Michael_95 November 9, 2018