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Bruce Dickinson

1. A man who's gotta have more cowbell.
2. A man who makes gold records once his pants are on.
3. A man you should never question.
"My name is Bruce Dickinson. Yes ... THE Bruce Dickinson. And I gotta tell you, fellas: You've got what appears to be a dynamite sound."
by Henry Krinkle January 5, 2008
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dicking the dog

acting in an unproductive manner
dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo
by billy kelley March 26, 2004
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Dicking the Dog

A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.
Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
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Gay docking

The act of inserting an circumcised penis into an uncircumcised one, and wanking into it like a pussy until cum enters then lays within the foreskin.
John: Hey Sam, did you hear about Peter last night gay docking ?
Sam: Oh yeh, apparently he has cum stuck in his foreskin like smegma
by pussyboi66669 December 9, 2018
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dicking around

Messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way.
The teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around.
by Melissa October 27, 2003
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Big Dicking

The term "Big Dicking" is when someone's ego is a little too big and they think they're Mr. Tough guy or "the man". They are too big for their britches so to speak. One that is big dicking is going to act like a complete douche bag that thinks he can beat anyones ass when him himself is in fact a noodle are bitch. When you're big dicking you tend to be shit talking.
Vince: "I'll kick your ass you pussy, your small as hell"

Joe: "Just because you've hit the gym for two weeks doesn't mean you can kick my ass. Seriously, quit big dicking me man.
by Martymcflyy757 March 15, 2015
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brown docking

The act of passing one turd from the anus of one individual to another anus of an individual, achieved with care, patience and lubrication. First witnessed in the German Porno film 'Choc Horror'.
I watched as the two lesbians engaged in brown docking, slowly, one girl strained to expel her turd whilst the other girl, the receiver, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and received the turd completely into her own rectum.
by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
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