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DDD

Don't Dick December. No nut November? Nah, it's Don't Dick December. Let's win all, and conquer the world.
Are you part of DDD? Yeah, bro, I haven't Don't Dick December so far.
by Daddy Ark November 30, 2023
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DDDS

Deranged Democratic Dummy Syndrome:
A condition where individuals become so entrenched in extreme political ideology that they abandon logic, facts and critical thinking in favor of emotional manipulation and virtue signaling.
The crowd that rioted in New York today appear to have DDDS.
by aiMsMM March 9, 2025
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DDD

Doubble Donkey Disc. The best Ozma album.
I love DDD!
by dreggsome December 3, 2022
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National DDD

National DDD (Drunk Driving Day) shall be held and celebrated on August 19th, one day after National Coupleโ€™s Day. What better way is there to cope with you missing your ex than to zig zag through town!!
โ€œHey, are you celebrating National DDD because of Allison?โ€
โ€œNational DDD is the only day I can drown her outโ€
by Gspotgasm October 1, 2022
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DDD

A phrase usually used to describe a female that died for penis these females usually have abnormally large foreheads and there names usually begin with s
โ€˜O my is DDD ****** โ€˜
by 0753jdvhzbehdbbosh April 8, 2022
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DDD

Destroy Dick December, a challenge where one must nut once for December 1, 2 or the 2nd, and so on, for a total of 496 times in 31 days.

It goes without saying that this is physically impossible. To ejaculate 496 times in 31 days, you would have to do so at least 16 times every day, or once every 90 minutes. You don't have to be a doctor to know that would give you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and render you effectively impotent for quite some time, if not permanently.

To put it very simply, if you were able to legitimately pull this off, you would LITERALLY destroy your reproductive organs, probably by the time you got to Christmas. Not to mention your arm would be absolutely jacked (pun not intended), like that of a professional bodybuilder's, and you would have frequent bouts of Carpal Tunnel that would inhibit your performance.
Guy: "DDD needs to be easier. I did the math and it's physically impossible."
Guy 2: "Totally agree. I made a spirited effort last year and I gave myself Death Grip Syndrome, as well as Carpal Tunnel in my arm."
Guy: "Damn."
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 4, 2022
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