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Toenail Diarrhea

When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.
Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.
by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010
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pre-diarrhea fart

That fart that is so god-awful and carries a signature smell that you know you're going to have diarrhea soon.
I was sitting at the table in the restroom and let out a pre-diarrhea fart. It smelled so bad everyone around me starting gagging. I then proceeded toward the restroom as soon as possible.
by Kiete February 29, 2012
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Explosive Bloody Diarrhea

When you go the the bathroom and have to poop so bad you have juice coming out and goes onto the ceiling in the room you're in and the next room. After you are done you have to get the room service in the hotel to help you clean up the diarrhea juice and there is some blood on the walls and in the toilet when you are done. The toilet gets clogged and you have the get a plunger and get all the bloody diarrhea out. Since you have some much pain you get stressed and decide to drink and the next day you have a hangover.
"Man i just had some explosive bloody diarrhea last night in the hotel."
by woooooooah October 3, 2016
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explosive diarrhea

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?
Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
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diarrhea ball

A perfectly thrown ball in bowling that results in a strike where all the pins are thrown in the air. There cannot be any slow rolling pins that nudge others down, sliding or ones that slowly lean and tip over, all pins must be completely throw in the air with explosive results.
"Mark was losing until he started throwing diarrhea balls like crazy. He ended with a turkey in the 10th."
by shoujoboy February 28, 2013
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Danorrhea

A sexually transmitted disease that spread like wildfire around the West Midlands in the early to mid-nineties.
The only thing I got from my trip to Birmingham was Danorrhea.
by MingsTheMerciless March 4, 2021
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Implosive Diarrhea

Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!
by BassDefender May 15, 2015
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