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darling

the most important thing to me in the world. very clueless but shes still awesome no matter what
Me: Hey Darling
Her: Hey sunshine
Me: Ur the best
Her: <3
by O-town beast December 26, 2008
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Dirking

When one acts extremely difficult, objectionable, or unpleasant. A modern substitute for the word Bitch. Dirking can be used to explain ones actions when they complain, behave immaturely, or whine.
if your girlfriend is complaining that the two of you "never see any girly movies anymore." you can tell her to "stop Dirking."
by smoothie from clutchfans November 29, 2007
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Darling Niki

A blog you read "when you care enough to feign interest".

The collection of "regurgitated thoughts brought to you by Darling Niki's erratic psyche, served in digestible nuggets of information".

An accidental Xanga celebrity -- often found at the top ten featured premium blogs list -- thanks to loyal readers, drive-by/random proppers and word-of-mouth.

A nocturnal freak of nature, transplanted from the islands of the pacific to the vibrant, inspiring, gutwrenching, magical and terrible place that is New York City.

Anam cara to Jack. Mommy to Ozzy the pug and to Loki the wolf. Author of many "midnight haikus" and various insomnia-induced poetry. Alpha female and intimidator at the Texas Holdem table.

Not to be confused with another "Darling Niki", purveyor of erotic apparel, toys and shoes.

Named after the famous Prince song "Darling Nikki", except this one's got one less "K".
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"I knew a girl named Niki, I guess you could say she was a sex (and rock n' roll and blogging and holdem and coffee) fiend."

"Man, Darling Niki went "all in" after the flop with a sik and made the nuts on the river."

"I need my daily dose of Darling Niki with my cup of coffee."
by Arlingday Ikinay November 24, 2004
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darling antonia

A small gimpy one (person).
1. some one who is incapable of mowing a yard as a result of being a small gimpy one, or in other words a darling antonia.
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Darling's Disease

A condition of the face where your eyebrows are far darker than your hair.
Alistair Darling has a severe case of Darling's Disease.
by ClumsyNinja145 May 15, 2010
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Dartington Threesome

Something that promises to be good, but is in fact so disappointing it is positively injurious.
This stems from the case of a certain Mr X, a plumber from Hitchin, Herts, UK, whose former girlfriend offered him a threesome as a birthday treat - except that on answering the door in expectation of his partner's friend, the extra person - who was male (sub-optimal, but not in itself fatal to the project), turned out instead to be expecting a homosexual encounter as Mr X's girlfriend was proposing merely to watch whilst Mr X had sex with the stranger - ie "A Dartington Threesome" is an M-M but no F threesome...".
by Vulgarsty May 10, 2021
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The Darkwing Duck

The sexual act of stretching one's ballbag over your eyes while yelling "Let's get dangerous!".
"Bro, this girl was playing with my balls...next thing I know she gave me the Darkwing Duck"
by ....wait, what? December 19, 2014
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