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The Cyclops Kiss

This is when two men tap the eyes of their penises together like their dicks kissed. They do it quickly like a peck, longer contact then becomes a Cyclops Pash. It can be done by lovers or best friends to become SUPER BEST FRIENDS.
Friend 1 - "Did you hear Eric and Frank became Super Best Friends last night?"
Friend 2 - "No, how did they do that?"
Friend 1 - "They gave each other The Cyclops Kiss."
by cheersBIGears September 12, 2019
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Dusty cyclops

Dip your penis into some cake mix and put it in someone’s eye
Yo I just dusty cyclopsed that ho larissa.
by Monkeymanjones June 21, 2021
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big cheeked cyclops

Dude1: How was your date?

Dude2: It was great, what a filthy bitch she is, she let me fuck her Big Cheeked Cyclops on a 1st date!
by BM82 July 25, 2017
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Cyclone Steven

An alcohol-fueled supernatural phenomena that only occurs between midnight and sunrise, resulting in unexplained damage and moving of objects. While the path is often hard to track accurately, as all witnesses' memory of the events are wiped, the path of destruction, usually coupled with ATM receipts and phone records, allow the events to be fairly accurately pieced together the following morning.
News Reporter: "That's right John. There are reports from a Clapham North townhouse this morning that Cyclone Steven hit at approximately 2:15am. In its path it collected a neighbour's pot plant, smashed two cans of baked beans and left dirty crockery and cutlery all over the kitchen. It is estimated the damage bill could reach 50 quid, and could take days to recover from."
by DanVito December 9, 2008
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Cyclepress

It's what happens to you when you get too excited about something.
"Omg that rollercoaster is making me cyclepress."
by deplore March 26, 2010
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cyclipple

I have hooked up with a paraplegic, a deaf person, a blind person, and someone with Down Syndrome. But I’ve never landed a cyclipple.
by FlipCup1023 July 20, 2019
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Cycopath

A dumbasses way of spellingpsychopath”.
Kid 1: “You are a cycopath.”
Kid 2: “Don’t you mean ‘psychopath?’”
Kid 1: “That’s what I said.”
by PHILLY SZN May 15, 2020
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