curtain bottom

The term given to a skirt wearing individual with an enormous butt, when they obstruct from view or get in the way of the television.

The skirt resembles a huge curtain when suspended from the oversised butt crack causing some tv viewers to mistakenly believe they have been transported to a theatre and the interval curtain has descended.
Get out of the way curtain bottom.
Beat it curtain bottom.
Check out that massive curtain bottom.
Don't buy that, you'll look like a curtain bottom
Have you seen curtain bottom recently?
Curtain bottom at six o'clock.
by meldrewcat January 13, 2012
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Curtain Party

A party where girls lays on a table with a curtain across the middle so that the male can only see from the waist down and proceeds to have sex with her and once finished the curtain is dropped to reveal the girl. Usually completely random as the male choose based purely on what he can see if he wants to participate or not.
Usually done in front of a crowd of spectators.
I hope I don't end up with an ugly girl at the curtain party tonight.
by Kaazain February 21, 2018
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Curtain Pullback

When the labia is so meaty and dangly that those meat curtains are grasped, one in each hand, and stretched and pulled to the left and right like a set of stage curtains opening the stage for sexual play. The opening act is typically a spirited round of cunnilingus.
Rachel did the old curtain pullback for me last night so I buried my face and nose all up in there for an hour.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
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Pelvic Curtain

A dangling, usually rectangular, component of some garments that hangs in front of and/or behind the crotch, exposing the thighs. A possible result of high double-side slits.
Pelvic curtain is associated especially strongly with the loincloth and china dress.
by CherryWood_CZ March 10, 2023
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Cunt Curtain

When the belly fat of a woman hangs down in front of her as to cover her vagina.
Damn, that bitch is so fat her cunt curtain hangs down to her knees.
by James-A-Rambo April 22, 2010
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Twitching the curtain

Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.
by Pezzatron February 07, 2011
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cunty curtains

Female Pubic Hair - speaks for itself really.
u know my gwa hair doesn't match my cunty curtains
by biscuitbarrel June 14, 2011
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