Cure my rainy day blues

Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.

Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.

by The Cure September 22, 2008

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

The cure

It’s what ever you eat or drink that makes your hangover disappear

Commonly used in Irish cafes and coffee shops.

Jaysus I’m dryin’, will we go to Murphy’s Cafe? they serve the cure.

by ASBO18 November 22, 2022

curing some cancer

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult

me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting

by elderlythud September 10, 2021

pms cure

You need to take your boyfriends dick to feel better.

To feel better if you PMS symptoms you need your boyfriends dick. Also known as pms cure.

by Gregory Grooms December 17, 2017

covid cure

The holy water, mixture of water and meth. Gospel to save your from death. Intravenous enlightening nutrition fed fungi.

I sure need to 180° this pandemic covid cure with the 45° by your stripes I'm healed gospel decree.

by CMD88 June 24, 2020

Dude a cure

When a man trims his fingernails and toenails along the dirt line it's a dude a cure. It's a manicure for men.

I think you need a dude a cure brah, you could climb trees with those claws you got

by maddodge November 11, 2018