lumberjack smack down

When you line up a group of girls and you run up and smack them in the face with your cock, the way a lumberjack runs thru a field of tree. i.e. hoes being the trees

"ladies welcome to friday night lumberjack smack down, everyone down to their knees"

by arnold schowllenpecker April 20, 2008

Lumberjack off

When you grow out your pubes until they resemble a beard, the you masturbate with syrup.

-"Hey man, wanna go get some flapjacks?"
-"Not right now, I'd rather go Lumberjack off."
-"Alright, just make sure you wash your balls when you're done."

by Lumberjacket August 15, 2009

Mexican Lumberjack

A sex move in which a male is fornicating a female from behind and then takes out an axe and cuts on of the females legs off and then gizzs on the stump.

Yo man the mexican lumberjack is my favorite sex move, too bad you can only do it twice to your partner.

by Stevie Harlow May 1, 2010

lumberjacking

The act of masturbating whilst watching someone else take a shit, or the act of taking a shit whilst someone watching masturbates

Man, my wife is a dirty bitch - we did some serious lumberjacking last night! She squatted over a glass coffee table & took a shit while I was underneath, masturbating furiously!!

by Jack Shit II July 20, 2008

cyberjacker

jacking to the internet sluts.

ken's mom caught him diddling to internet porn, everyone knows he's a cyberjacker.

by stuart ivey February 26, 2008

Lumberjackie

A very tall and masculine chick that would be a great lumberjack.

Jenn: Whoa, that chick looks like Paul Bunyan.

Gina: Yeah, that's a Lumberjackie forsure.

by xjj May 4, 2011

dumbledore's lumberjacks

An elite group of talented individuals dedicated to the pursuit of fightiing the evil lord voldemort and voldytrees using the power of the jedi, legos, pancakes and nonnative tree chopping superskills!

"ALAS, here beith and evil voldytree of doom! what is there to do! i might as well wait for me imminent doom to come to me. BUT WAIT! i can entrust the death of this evil voldytree with the sacred group of dumbledore's lumberjacks! by george, i know they'll take care of this wretched tree with there fabulous jedi and wizarding powers! and why'll theyre at it im just sure they'll build me a lego castle along with some fresh pancakes to fufill my hungerment needs and desires!"

by supreme overlord lumberjack November 28, 2007