Cuddle Squad

In 2012 the phrase was popularised on the British reality TV show Geordie Shore. By 2013 it had become a staple phrase in Medway. The phrase refers to taking a girl home and cuddling all night instead of shagging.

"Did you fuck that girl last night?"

"No we went home and I didn't get anything."

"Haha, alright Cuddle Squad!"

by LeonidasMedway February 21, 2013

Cuddle-rific

Someone who is terrific at cuddling. Usually a pet name for a man or woman that hugs and spoons you so well that you don't want to leave them.

Ankur is cuddle-rific!

by Taby33 October 19, 2014

cuddle condition

The act in being in peak form for hugging and squeezing and cuddling. Exercises involved In making one in “cuddle condition” would involve
the arms and upper body, especially the head.

One might perform cuddle conditioning in an effort to better at the aforementioned hugging and squeezing and cuddling.

Although he had been away overseas, he managed to train every day so that he could be in cuddle condition for when he arrived home to see his girl.

by BourbonBombshell October 29, 2019

cuddle bangin

when two people cuddle, but it’s like hard as shit, but there’s nothing you can do.

the mormons waiting for marriage were cuddle bangin in the basement.

by swaggyb May 29, 2023

cuddle pile

Large groups (3 or more) warm bodied individuals resting together (asleep or otherwise) in the same place, arranges so that they are a) touching each other, and b) comfortable

Note: This is not always entirely made up of humans. family pets sleeping/resting with you and your mate, kids, friends, etc. do count toward the determination of what makes it a cuddle pile

Alternate: cuddle puddle, snuggle pile, snuggle pit, puppy pile

"You look happier today."

Smile. "Yea, last night we had a cuddle pile and watched movies together as a family. It was nice."

by Mom with two kids and a cat November 12, 2007

Cuddlefuck

When an innocent, earnest attempt at cuddling turns very sexy, without exceeding the threshold of exertion that would stop all cuddling and leave only fucking.

Tired from cooking, the girls laid down to cuddle and nap. Then, things turned unexpectedly naughty. They never stopped cuddling, never changed position, but orgasms preceded their originally intended slumber as they cuddlefucked to sleep.

by DomesticGoddess™ July 16, 2020

cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003