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cryptic_swordsman Is the most goated TikToker that makes the most fire edits
by F4er March 13, 2021
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CriticallyThinkingVeteran

A Conservative Twitch Politics personality that has came on the scene and established the Wolfpack. His charisma, and level of knowledge have brought levity to the politics world, and continue to create a welcoming environment to all those that wish to engage in good faith political discussion.
CriticallyThinkingVeteran is the boss.
by CriticallyThinkingVeteran September 1, 2021
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cryptocarrier

The first cryptocarrier was invented by Helium Mobile, you essentially pay people that deployed Helium 5G radios on their house across the US, these radios give carrier subscribers access to the internet and phone calls for much cheaper instead of paying other big expensive carriers! Oh also.. you get rewarded in crypto for being a subscriber! All you have to do is use your phone, stream content, tweet, search things on the internet!
You don't have a cryptocarrier? Man.. you're wasting so much money..
by Wireless2 October 13, 2022
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critical sprint

The race between journalists to publish the first review of a major exhibition or art event
A: Have you read the reviews of the Venice Biennale?
B: But the exhibition opened like 2 hours ago?
A: Yes, insert journalist name broke the world critical sprint record…
by freeze_magazine March 10, 2023
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Critical Wealth Theory

An academic theory that proposes that because money is a social construct, the wielder of this knowledge can somehow change their socio-economic status or identity through self-identifying as something different.

Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.
Gurl 1: You can't afford that Stacy!

Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?

Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!

Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.

Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!

Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.

Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!
by Curious Beast March 17, 2023
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Critical Thinker

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to popular belief, I believe that child labor, sex trafficking, and genocide are morally right and should be legalized everywhere, and yes, I do consider myself to be a critical thinker.

Average Person: You stupid son of a bitch you're not a critical thinker you're an immoral egotist who thinks contrarianism is a one-way ticket to being a critical thinker. Blindly going against popular opinion doesn't equal critical thinking. In fact, it's just as far away from critical thinking as being for the popular opinion on everything.
by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023
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Business Critical

'Business Critical' is THE highest level of critical. It comes higher than 'critical' 'uber critical' & 'life & death critical' on the scale of all things critical
If something is 'business critical' you have to do it no matter what. You should trample on your own family if that is what it takes to get it done!
by Nando19 July 8, 2010
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