crotch swatcher

One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.

Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.

by J-Pac 5000 March 14, 2010

crotch fruit

An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.

"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"

"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."

by Lillyla March 8, 2009

Crotch

(n) (adj) (v)
a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.

“Did that person wake up on the wrong side of the bed? They’ve been acting very crotch.”

by swagdaddy750450 September 6, 2020

Crotch Noob

A virgin.

That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.

by Aesthe February 15, 2010

Crotch stuffer

A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package

Oliver: Man... does Steve even think that looks real?
Tom: I guess so... he's such a crotch stuffer

by helloworld1345 February 18, 2010

Crotch Luggage

male genitals.

Hulk Hogan loves to show his crotch luggage to his children. Fez loves crotch luggage in his mouth.

by C. Styles November 5, 2010

Crotchability

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'

"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".

by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010