crisp ninja

A person who eats a food that is generally detarmined as a noisy food e.g crisps with a strange silence. This person does not have to be asian.

I was sittin in the cinema and i heard every word. It must of been filled with crisp ninjas or summin.

by Henry O November 21, 2007

Karysa Crisp

An Amazing, beautiful, pretty, HOTT, Attractive, Good-looking, Bubbly Toed, Monster handed, Gorgeous, Stunning, Striking, Fine-looking and outstanding Girlfriend!!!!

"OMG you must be Karysa Crisp !!!!"

by Tgkusner October 23, 2008

butt crisps

Small crispy pimple like eruptions that form on the outer surface of a human buttocks.

Why don't you take a bath brush and exfoliate those disgusting butt crisps off your ass.

by Richard Juice August 4, 2005

Tender Crisped

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

wet crisp

Someone who is being a ‘wet crisp’ has no substance, they are pathetic and lame, lifeless and without form. They may also ruin other people’s fun, much like a wet blanket

Guy 1: hey you wanna go to that party tonight?
Guy 2: nah I’m not feeling up to it, I’m gonna stay in and play games
Guy 2: dude, stop being a wet crisp

by manbalock June 19, 2018

cindy crisp

A total bitch
Hoe bag slut that get one to children for the simplest things
Has the body figure of a candy corn and all she does is eat

Kid 1: I just got a detention

Kid 2 : For what
Kid 1: I was walking too close to the wall when no one was even in the hallway.

Kid 2: that’s Cindy crisp for you

by Nora B November 13, 2019

Honey Crisp

Visible dried pee at the mouth of a vagina

There was a lil' honey crisp, but Vren still went down on her

by Honey Crisper July 11, 2016