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bum baby daddy/cheating husband

: doesn't work much, puts women and other things before his child, couldn't support his wife during the marriage, parents had to pay down payment on car while she was pregnant so she could get to the Dr., never loved her, used her for ass, continues to blame his failure of a life on everyone else, still doesn't support the cheated on wife who takes care of his son, always expected her parents to pay the bills he didn't feel like paying, and wrecked not only his marriage but another.
My husband is a bum and also the father of my son, he cheats and spends money on everything and everyone besides him. He is now my ex. Sleeps with everyone and fails to do anything asked. He is a bum baby daddy/cheating husband.
by abold1995 July 7, 2017
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creaming the corn

verb: code name for masturbation. a play on words seeing that an ear of corn is the penis and the cream is the result of the act.
"OMG! I just walked in on my brother creaming the corn!"
by wzylvr09 July 1, 2009
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Cheating

fucking someone who isn’t the designated bitch ur supposed to fuck
That asshole is cheating
by Bitchass21 December 20, 2017
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lonely cheating

Guy 1: So she walked in on you jerking one out?
Guy 2: I like to think of it as lonely cheating.
by KillerOrange27 October 7, 2009
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cheating husband

"hooking up" with girls, even if they're 10 years younger than him and have boyfriends. Yet he says these hook-up girls are "only friends" since he wouldn't want to jeopardize his "happy" marriage of over 12 years! What a Man Slut! Pitty the poor women who's married to him...
OMG, did you know that she walked in on her cheating husband at the party that night...what a man slut.
by Kelly Mango April 28, 2006
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Runescape Cheating

Runescape is an addicting MMORPG that is hard to cheat in. The most common way is by macroing, which is using software to complete automated tasks. Runescape's "random" system makes this difficult, but advances in macroing software like Scar are constantly making adjustments to win at the game. You should NEVER believe anyone who is professing that he or she can manipulate your in-game gold amount, items, or levels. That is close to impossible. Scammers use this method to gain your password.
The only true way to Runescape Cheating is through Scar.
by WhoCares357 October 5, 2007
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ice-creaming

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.
Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.
by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007
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