kevin costner

A variety of American cedar wood, which was fashionable for making movie props in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Kevin costner was noteable for it's light weight, ready availabilty but high cost of production. It has fallen somewhat out of fashion now, but kevin costner products were often found adorning the covers of TV Guide and Sears catalogs.

Middle aged woman 1 - "Did you see that kevin costner coffee table?"

Middle aged woman 2 - "Yes, it was lovely. The legs were a bit short, but the graining pattern was nicer than that cedar wood one they had"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007

Cost Benefit Analysis

Cost Benefit Analysis is the analysis of the cost effectiveness of different alternatives in order to see whether the benefits outweigh the costs

Inspector Gadget wants to install a new office network. Will this inturn increase the company profits?

by SEECAFE April 26, 2004

george costanzaed

Based on the Seinfeld characted "George Costanza," 'George Costanzaing' is the act of taking back some of the money one has left for a tip, most often while the money is in the waitress/waiter's hand.

I totally George Costanzaed that waitress when I realized you left 15.00 on a 20 dollar tab!

I'm not one for George Costanzaing, but I refuse to leave more than 2 dollars for this waiter!

by Diarrhetoric March 13, 2010

costanza

A wallet bursting at the seams with an unusually large amount of non-monetary paper items and rarely used cards.

"Tom has Library cards and McDonalds receipts dating back to 1978 in his Costanza."

by chart December 15, 2008

Costco Sampler

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples

Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"

by Dubsauce July 26, 2007

Costco whore

Becoming addicted to going to Costco in order to "get a deal" on bulk items. You find yourself saying "I'll just go to Costco" more than you ever thought possible.

She got a membership to Costco a month ago and has already become a Costco whore. And she'll take anybody in there who asks.

by Mar21 January 19, 2007

costanza

A Costanza is not being able to come up with a quick retort. Instead of being able to think on the spot, a Constanza thinks of a good comeback on the way home, in the car, the following day, two days later...

A Costanza then tries to recreate the conditions under which he was originally insulted so he can fling back a witty retort. The results range from pathetic to miserable.


retortcomebackinsult

"Costanza, the shrimp store called and they're running out of you."

by balls for wits January 8, 2009